Well I'm not dead.
And I don't WANT to be dead.
So it can't be ALL bad.
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Space Cadet: TEST YOUR KEYBOARD →
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS…
THKBNFJDTHLAYDG
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╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: Soul crushing realization →
I really want to be an actress, it’s the perfect life for me, but then I think how I’ll never be able to become one just because I’m, me and this is a bullshit little one horse town.
When I get older I want to meet all of the greats, all of the people I admire like Andrew Loyd Webber, or Hugh…
It hurts, but you can and will, if you try hard enough.
Also, having friends who want to go into the business helps.
I also want to be an actor, so if I make it, count on me for support :)
Also want to be a screen writer, so same thing goes if that happens!
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Please do this! →
Harry Potter- Tell about a scar on your body.
Ron Weasley- Something you’re afraid of.
Hermione Granger- A subject you know a lot about.
Draco Malfoy- Closest green item to you.
Severus Snape- Your favorite Alcoholic beverage.
Rubeus Hagrid- Your favorite animal.
Luna Lovegood- Something about you other people find weird.
Neville Longbottom- Your favorite flower.
Nymphodora Tonks- Something you would change about your appearance.
Fred and George Weasley- The last prank you pulled on someone, or someone pulled on you.
Voldemort- If you were to make a Horcrux, it would be…
Moaning Myrtle- The last thing to make you cry.
Sirius Black- Have you ever taken the blame for something you didn’t do?
Dobby- What is your most loved article of clothing?
Peeves the Poltergeist- What is the best/funniest insult you’ve used/heard?
Sybill Trelawney- When was the last time you experienced Deja Vu?
Filius Flitwick- What is your favorite spell from the Harry Potter series?
Lily Potter- Is there anyone you love so much you would die for?
Arthur Weasley- What piece of “Muggle” technology fascinates you most?
Mundungus Fletcher- Have you ever stolen anything?
Viktor Krum- If you were a Quidditch player, what position would you play?
Fleur Delacour- What physical attribute do you like most about yourself?
Hedwig- What was your all-time favorite pet, or, if you’ve never had one, your all-time favorite birthday gift.
Albus Dumbledore- What is your proudest accomplishment? (Dumbledore’s is, of course, being featured on a Famous Wizards Chocolate Frog Card)
Source: throughherprettyeyes
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Madness isn’t a state of mind…but a way of life
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Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.
OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN!
just had eggs god they were delish
man i love eggs
im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious
mmm delicious chicken periods
ok
its a fucking egg cell
do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?
seeds
do you know what holds seeds?
fruit.
enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP
sorry i couldn’t hear you over my delicious sizzling chicken periods
yummy
Lol I don’t give a fuck eggs are great
At least regular eggs aren’t Balut
What can I say?
I enjoy Chicken Periods and the Flesh of dead beasts.
Their fear and loathing for the human race keeps me warm at night
Vegans argue that they are being more “natural”
Well, Homo-sapiens didn’t evolve by eating fruit salad for every meal!
Source: joebspecial
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Like right now, to be specific.
Assuming that men are the ones that need to fix rape culture because feminists stereotype men as the only perpetrators, when in reality, men make up half of victims of sex trafficking, women make up 40% of perpetrators, 60% of daycare molestation is committed by women, 42% of sexual misconduct in juvenile facilities is committed by women, 22% of childhood sexual abuse is committed by females, 23% by both male & female (that’s 45% committed by females), 43% of student sexual abuse is committed by females, false rape claims are much more common than feminists like to believe (allowing innocent men to be sent to prison and inevitably be raped themselves), and the legal system doesn’t acknowledge that women can rape men, which allows female rapists to laugh at their crimes against men and demand child support, instead of devoting time to addressing anger and sexual issues in individuals regardless of gender in order to stop rape, are all pretty good ways of perpetuating rape culture. Or when feminists give false statistics on rape and perpetuate a patriarchal attitude about women’s sexual agency as soon as their raped, giving women a harder time recovering from their trauma. Or when feminists dismiss safety precautions women should take to protect themselves as “victim blaming.” Or when feminists broaden the definition of rape in order to keep control over men.
It seems to me feminism is the one perpetuating rape culture, and you’re just buying into it with your bullshit self-loathing, giving the poster of this photo even more of a reason to be an ignorant moron.
Facts are a bitch, aren’t they?
Source: facebook.com
unless your roomies like one of us, who knows how to coo, and dont care how you act lol cause thats who we are, then there will be more pros then cons ^^
You speak a most wonderful truth my friend, indeed you do!
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Rules of a zombie invasion.
Source: m.weheartit.com
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